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04-05-2008, 08:44 AM
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Bumper Stickers for Women!!
1. So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me.
2. God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends. 3. If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going. 4. My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips. 5. Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog. 6. Coffee, Chocolate, Men. . . Some Things Are Just Better Rich. 7. Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen. 8. If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen. 9. Dinner Is Ready When The Smoke Alarm Goes Off. 10. I'm Out Of Estrogen - And I Have A Gun. 11. Guys Have Feelings Too. But Like.....Who Cares? 12. Next Mood Swing : 6 Minutes. 13. And Your Point Is.....? 14. Warning : I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It. 15. Of Course I Don't Look Busy...I Did It Right The First Time. 16. Do Not Start With Me. You Will Not Win. 17. You Have The Right To Remain Silent, So Please Shut Up. 18. All Stressed Out And No One To Choke. 19. I'm One Of Those Bad Things That Happen To Good People. 20. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 21. Sorry If I Looked Interested. I'm Not. 22. If We Are What We Eat, I'm Fast, Cheap And Easy. 23. Don't Upset Me! I'm Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies.
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04-05-2008, 08:58 AM
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 OMG I have got to e-mail this to everyone in my address book.Thanks for another good one Diana  I've got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!!!You're killing me. 
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04-05-2008, 09:24 AM
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Those were great! 15 is my favorite!
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04-05-2008, 10:05 AM
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I like #10 and #23!!!
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*´¨) ¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends.......
Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!! |
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04-05-2008, 04:26 PM
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LOLOL....these are so funny. I laughed so hard the guys had to come see what was going on...LOL
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04-05-2008, 05:10 PM
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LOL! Those were great.
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04-05-2008, 08:07 PM
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15 and 20 are my favs, but they're all great. I have to forward this list to my friends!
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04-08-2008, 09:07 AM
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those were great !!
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PROUD MOMMY 
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