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A letter to Tide detergent Dear Tide, I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! One evening about a month ago, while at home, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My husband started to berate me about my drinking problem and how expensive the blouse was. Well, one thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse, as well. I tried to get the stains out using the bargain brand detergent my cheap husband bought, but they just wouldn't come out. I went to the local convenience store and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so well, in fact, that the forensic DNA tests were all negative! I thank you, once again, for a great product! Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people. Sincerely, Recently Widowed
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05-16-2008, 03:26 PM
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05-16-2008, 03:36 PM
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You're welcome!! Wasn't that good? Wish I could have been the one to write that!!...LOL
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