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Old 07-13-2008, 02:28 PM   #1
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That's my story and I am sticking to it!!"

We all get heavier as we get older, because there is a lot more information in our heads.

So---- I am not fat! I am just really intelligent and my head could not hold all of it any more, so it just started filling up the rest of me!

That's my story and I am sticking to it!!"
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Old 07-13-2008, 05:57 PM   #2
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Well thanks for clearing that up for me Tink....I must be a freakin' genius! hee hee
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Old 07-13-2008, 06:03 PM   #3
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Tink....I'm really sorry sweetie, but I think that's a fairtale!!!!!....LOLOL Otherwise I'm a genius.
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Old 07-13-2008, 06:56 PM   #4
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Ha Ha. You're not the only one! My mom has that above her computer! I love it!
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Old 07-13-2008, 07:34 PM   #5
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What a relief!!! So I'm just getting more and more intelligent as each day goes by. Oops, hubby says he doesn't buy it. Oh well, made sense to me!!!
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Old 07-14-2008, 04:35 AM   #6
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Thanks Tink - I'm going to stick to that story also!!
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Old 07-14-2008, 07:05 AM   #7
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I love that!

When my daughter was pregnant with her second baby, Mackenzie was worried that we wouldn't love her as much. I told Mackenzie that Grandmas' hearts get bigger with each new grandchild so there's plenty of room in them to love all of the kids. That's why Grandmas are usually fat. The more grandchildren, the fatter the Grandma, because the bigger her heart is. That's MY story, and I'm sticking to it.
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Old 07-14-2008, 08:20 AM   #8
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Wow! That makes perfect sense to me!!.....................but does that mean when I lose weight that I'm losing my mind?......... I'm already there!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-14-2008, 08:24 AM   #9
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Wow! That makes perfect sense to me!!.....................but does that mean when I lose weight that I'm losing my mind?......... I'm already there!!!!!!!!
I like that one Diana, i lost my mind years ago!
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So did I, and happily, I discovered that you really don't need it. All that thinking just gives you a headache and anxiety.
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Old 07-17-2008, 04:25 AM   #11
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Girls your analogies were right on the market! love them
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:16 PM   #12
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I need to eat abou 6 hot fudge sundeas that week, the icecream will push aside the fat, opening up more room for knowledge to come in.
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