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07-21-2008, 07:10 AM
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AWWW to be 6 again !!!
To Be 6 Again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. "I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!? He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you idiot!" The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.  SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT.
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07-21-2008, 10:17 AM
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I tell ya' that with men you got to tell it like it is!!! I guess that she learned her lesson. Very cute!
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07-21-2008, 02:16 PM
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Good one!!
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07-21-2008, 03:55 PM
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That was cute Haley, I've read it before, but well worth reading again.
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07-22-2008, 03:10 AM
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Had to post that cause MEN don't hear a word you say to them, i told Mike last night to call the PA lisc. place they to ask where his registration is to get his regular lisc. back, he got off the phone and told me i had to send them a check. i already sent the check and they cashed it, i need the registration... oh God i just didn't talk to him the rest of the night... then he asked me again this morning why he is calling them... i told him to figure it out !!!! they don't listen to a word you say!!
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