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EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY - lol
EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY
> > > > After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came > to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' > inquired God. > > > > 'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. > 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, > the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one > problem. > > > > It's these breasts you have given me. The middle > one pushes the other two out and I a m constantly knocking > them wth my arms, catching them on branches and snagging > them on bushes. They're a real pain.' > > > > And Eve went on to tell God that since many other > ; parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, > ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might > leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'. > > > > 'That's a fair point,' replied God, > 'But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the > animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half > of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up > right away.' > > > > And God reached down, removed the middle breast and > tossed it into the bushes > > > > Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in > the Garden of Eden. > > > > 'Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?' > > > > 'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for > one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The > ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have > a mat e except me. I feel so alone.' > > > > God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, > Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do > need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part > of you. Let's see....where did I put that useless > boob?' > > > > Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that > crap about the rib? > > > > Send to men with a sense of humor & women who > figure this makes sense. HAHA ![]() ![]() ![]() > > > >
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I think Eve side of the story makes perfect sense to me! Think about they are kind of usless around the house...
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OMGosh!!!! I loved it!!!
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