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Old 09-29-2006, 01:42 PM   #1
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The $500,000 picture...

George had responded to a call from his lawyer, insisting that they meet at once. He arrived at his lawyer's firm, and was ushered into his office.

"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.

"Well, if those are my choices, I guess I'll take the bad news first."

"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."

"That's the bad news?" George was stunned? "If you call that bad, I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."
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Old 09-29-2006, 01:46 PM   #2
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Ha Ha good one!!!
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Old 09-29-2006, 01:52 PM   #3
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LMAO!!!!
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Old 09-30-2006, 07:32 AM   #4
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LOL that was a good one!
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Old 10-02-2006, 08:01 AM   #5
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LMAO!! Priceless!!
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Old 10-02-2006, 01:54 PM   #6
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That really sux for the wife!
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