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11-19-2007, 01:37 PM
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How To Prepare Thanksgiving Dinner
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink Step 7: Turn oven the on Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky Step 9: Turk the bastey Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick Step 17: Turk the carvey Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
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11-19-2007, 01:46 PM
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Do you like that film about the family who ends up at the Chinese restaurant for dinner when the neighbor's dogs steal the turkey? A Christmas Story I think... "You'll shoot your eye out!"
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11-19-2007, 04:02 PM
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Ok, Tink, you got me laughing on that one!!! That's definitely a recipe to keep. Do you suppose I could substitute diet Coke and get the same results? Never mind, I know what will work----just mistake Tylenol PM for Tylenol and you can pass out for hours. Been there, done that!!!!!
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11-19-2007, 04:34 PM
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That is hilarious Tink. !!!
 Diana, Oh my gosh on taking that Tylenol PM. That mixed with turkey coma and it would be lights out for sure. 
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11-19-2007, 04:38 PM
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I did that last year and was out all afternoon long!!!! I won't make that mistake again!!!!
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11-21-2007, 01:12 PM
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LMAO thats hilarious!
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LOL That's great!
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11-21-2007, 04:19 PM
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I want to go to your house for dinner Tink...LOL
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11-21-2007, 06:44 PM
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That was funny thanks for sharing .
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I'm bringing this one back up because it was so funny the first time. I may have to try this recipe if things keep going the way they have been!!! Enjoy!!!!
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11-18-2008, 09:35 AM
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I'm so glad you're able to remember threads like this Diana...they are so worth seeing again.
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11-18-2008, 09:45 AM
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I didn't remember it. I was looking for the threads for Thanksgiving recipes and it came up. My memory isn't that good!!!!
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11-18-2008, 01:06 PM
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That is a good one! I miss Tink and her sense of humor!
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11-18-2008, 05:33 PM
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Somehow I missed this one last year. Thanks for bringing it back up. I'm not a drinker, but the way things are going, this does sound a bit appealing!!
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