Funny Updated Christmas Carols

[DianaB]

Deck the Malls
(to "Deck the Halls")

Deck the malls with stuff from China,
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Hats and Bratz and Dad's reclina,
Fa la la la la, la la la la!

Don we non-U.S. apparel,
Fa la la, deficit, blah blah blah!
Shrug "Oh, well" and watch Will Ferrell,
Fa la la la la and la-di-da!

[DianaB]

Ring my Cell Rock
(to "Jingle Bell Rock")

Ring my cell, ring my cell, ring my cell rock.
You're in the car and bored, so you talk.
Call me 'bout nothing 'cause minutes are free.
"Now I'm turnin' left," you tell me.

Ring my cell, ring my cell, ring my cell rock.
Ring all the time, I'm losing my mind.
Blather and chatter because you're my spouse,
Though you just left the house!

What a nightmare, it sits right there
To pass the time away.
Turn your phone on and you drone on:
"I had a cheese Danish today, yay!"

Nonstop yap, there's my cell ringin' again,
Clackin' around the clock.
I hear the ringle and wish I were single.
That's the ring my cell,
Jingle ringle hell,
That's the ring my cell rock.

[Janet]

Did Glenn go out for the evening???? ROFLMBO!!!!!!!

[DianaB]

Yes, he's still harvesting and he can work late. He's been getting home really, really late and no one else has been home!!!! I did post a lot didn't I? LOL