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11-25-2008, 07:56 AM
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first Christmas joke
2008's First Christmas Joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' The man replied, 'These are Carols.' And So The Christmas Season Begins......
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11-25-2008, 08:04 AM
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LOL thanks for the laugh!
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11-25-2008, 08:11 AM
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your welcome hun, i needed a laugh myself today
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11-25-2008, 05:33 PM
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Okay, I hereby nominate Haley for the Corny Joke of the Day Award!!
Do I hear a second???? (By the way, I did enjoy it. LOL)
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That was funny.. gave me a chuckle too.
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11-26-2008, 04:24 AM
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11-26-2008, 07:29 AM
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I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry at that joke!!!! But you're right......that was the first Christmas joke of the year!!!!!! Thanks, Haley!!!
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11-26-2008, 08:17 AM
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Congrats on having the official first Christmas joke!
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I definitely give a second. Congratulations Haley! That is a very cute joke.
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