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03-14-2009, 08:25 AM
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Twenty Dollars
TWENTY DOLLARS - On their wedding night, the young bride approached
her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband there in a very depressed and saddened state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. Further, it was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid any where near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him Certificates of Deposit issued by their bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for the more than three decades, the $20 she had "charged" him for sex had been dutifully deposited and invested and multiplied and this $3 million was the results of her savings and investments. Her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!" That's when she shot him. You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.
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03-14-2009, 08:58 AM
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ROFLMBO !!!!!!! So funny....they'll never learn...
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03-14-2009, 04:00 PM
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Oh, my goodness, Diana, that was a really, really good one!!!!
 I will have to pass this one along!!
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03-15-2009, 09:00 AM
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I thought this was going to be such a sweet little, heartwarming story. Didn't see that one coming!
Great one, Diana.
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03-15-2009, 06:14 PM
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cute one .. thanks!
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03-24-2009, 05:09 AM
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that was too funny!!!!
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03-24-2009, 02:06 PM
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LOL! Too funny!
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