10-20-2006, 02:55 AM | #1 |
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Definition of Ugly
Definition of ugly..........
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids. The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"? The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7. "Why? Do you think they look alike?" "No", he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!
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10-20-2006, 03:01 AM | #2 |
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Roflmao!
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10-20-2006, 05:23 AM | #3 |
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Good one Linda!!! I received that one in an email and almost posted it myself!!! You beat me to it......
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Oh my gosh!!!
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