Joke of the Day - Page 5

judy · 05-26-2008, 05:19 AM

Subject: DON'T MESS WITH BROOKLYN GIRLS

> Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had
> given their new wives duties.
>
> The first man had married a woman from Illinois and had told her

> that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a
> couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house
and dishes washed and put away.
>
> The second man had married a woman from Michigan. He had given
> his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
> cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he
> saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the
> dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
>
> The third man had married a beautiful girl from Brooklyn, New
> York. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned,
> dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table
> for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the
> second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the
> swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye,
enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
--

Forgivenmom5 · 05-26-2008, 05:20 AM

Goiod one Judy. Go Brooklyn girls!!

DianaB · 05-26-2008, 07:41 AM

I've heard that one before and I still get a laugh out of it!!!! Thanks, Judy!!!!

teri88 · 05-28-2008, 03:24 PM

Oh tht is great!

Janet · 05-28-2008, 06:26 PM

I love those kind of women!!! No nonsense sort of gals!

Tink · 05-28-2008, 06:30 PM

ROFL good giggles Judy and Kat!
Thanks for sharing!

05-26-2008, 05:19 AM	#61
judy Donating 4WT Yakker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Denver, NY Posts: 8,097	Subject: DON'T MESS WITH BROOKLYN GIRLS > Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had > given their new wives duties. > > The first man had married a woman from Illinois and had told her > that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a > couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. > > The second man had married a woman from Michigan. He had given > his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the > cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he > saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the > dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. > > The third man had married a beautiful girl from Brooklyn, New > York. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, > dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table > for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the > second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the > swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. -- __________________ *Judy*

05-26-2008, 05:20 AM	#62
Forgivenmom5 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,409	Goiod one Judy. Go Brooklyn girls!! __________________ ~Debbie~

05-28-2008, 03:24 PM	#64
teri88 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 808	Oh tht is great! __________________ TERI Of course I'm in shape. Isn't round a shape?

05-28-2008, 06:26 PM	#65
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	I love those kind of women!!! No nonsense sort of gals! __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

05-28-2008, 06:30 PM	#66
Tink Donating 4WT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Rural Wisconsin Posts: 3,707	ROFL good giggles Judy and Kat! Thanks for sharing! __________________ 'A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in.. And how many want out.' England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair'

05-26-2008, 07:41 AM	#63
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	I've heard that one before and I still get a laugh out of it!!!! Thanks, Judy!!!!

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