Funniest First Date.......

[DianaB]

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting
down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date
or not!!! We have all had bad dates.. but this takes the cake.

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first
datethat a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had
taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah.It was a day
trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met
before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were
headed home late that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour
away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere!

Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the
road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly
crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started.
In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest
against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the
side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and
refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she
felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As
she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were
firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to
poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from
the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due
to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of
the moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'what is taking so long'
with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off and in need of some
assistance!'

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the
situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it
would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the
icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So,
as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his
pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter,
she took the Tonight Show Prize hands down...or perhaps that should be
'pants down.'

And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment: 'This gives a whole new meaning to being 'Pissed
Off'.'

Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was
sitting next to her on the Leno show.

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[celstu1]

Originally Posted by DianaB

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting
down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date
or not!!! We have all had bad dates.. but this takes the cake.

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first
datethat a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had
taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah.It was a day
trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met
before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were
headed home late that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour
away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere!

Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the
road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly
crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started.
In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest
against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the
side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and
refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she
felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As
she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were
firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to
poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from
the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due
to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of
the moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'what is taking so long'
with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off and in need of some
assistance!'

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the
situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it
would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the
icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So,
as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his
pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter,
she took the Tonight Show Prize hands down...or perhaps that should be
'pants down.'

And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment: 'This gives a whole new meaning to being 'Pissed
Off'.'

Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was
sitting next to her on the Leno show.

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OH how embarrassing and HYSTERICAL!!!!!

[Janet]

I hadn't seen this one....it's date June!!! It's hilarious!!!

[DianaB]

I had forgotten about this one!

[Janet]

It also makes a nice topic....anyone want to tell about their dates?. ....lol

I remember going to the skating rink at age 14. I met my 'boyfriend' there and then Dad picked us up. I felt so stupid because I didn't know what to do. I wanted to sit in the front with my Dad, but didnt' want Paul to sit in the back by himself, so I sat with him. Dad kept watching in the rear view mirror so I made sure that situation never happened again.