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05-27-2007, 09:47 PM
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Preparing a will
An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. "Wal-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Wal-Mart?" "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week "
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05-28-2007, 12:46 PM
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That's so cute...I think I visit Wal Mart at least twice or 3 time a week myself...LOL
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05-28-2007, 03:06 PM
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Cute!!!
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05-28-2007, 03:36 PM
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How funny! I rarely go to Wal-mart, but I know some people who wouldn't know what to do without their weekly Wal-mart trips. lol.
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05-29-2007, 12:10 AM
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LOL... that gave me a laugh! Thanks
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05-29-2007, 02:08 PM
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cute cute cute. Don't you just love that place. I go just to get one thing and walk out with at least 4 or 5 things. THanks for sharing.
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05-29-2007, 08:13 PM
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We only go to Wal-mart a couple times a month. We have to drive 30 miles to get to the nearest one. I like Target better but have to drive even further than 30 miles to get to the nearest one!!
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