Dear Abby

RLC12345678 · 09-15-2006, 05:28 AM

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence On my VCR?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

(I love this one!!)
Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

Janet · 09-15-2006, 05:57 AM

ROFLMAO Those are H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!!!!!! I'm having trouble typing I'm laughing so hard!!!!

On some of these threads I laugh so hard by the time I get off this computer my tummy hurts!!! and this is one of those threads!

Necee419 · 09-15-2006, 06:38 AM

Those are so funny!!

Thanks, I really needed a good laugh this morning.

Amber_lv · 09-15-2006, 07:03 AM

OMG those are hillarious "Mental pause" lol

Mandy · 09-15-2006, 08:07 AM

ROFLMAO!!

Thanks for the laugh i needed that!!

RLC12345678 · 09-15-2006, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amber_lv

OMG those are hillarious "Mental pause" lol

Here's something to think about.......Wouldn't it make more sense for it to be called "MenoStop" instead of "MenoPause"??

magnolia · 09-15-2006, 08:53 AM

ROFLMAO!!!!!! Those were great!!! Reminds me of the John Prine song, "Dear Abby" My favorite one in the song is, "Dear Abby, Dear Abby, well I never thought, that me and my girlfriend would ever get caught. We were sitting in the backseat just a shooting the breeze, with her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees. Signed, Just Married"

rivermom · 09-16-2006, 03:28 PM

These are all wonderful! LMAO!!!

Taurus Babe · 09-18-2006, 06:14 PM

Those are a good laugh!

Kimberley · 09-19-2006, 06:00 PM

You're got to be kidding! LOLOLOL

09-15-2006, 05:28 AM	#1
RLC12345678 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,614	Dear Abby Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese? Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence On my VCR? Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his. Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him. Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own? Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out? Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy. (I love this one!!) Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause. Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do? __________________ Rebecca "To whom much is given, much is expected." ~Luke 12:48

09-15-2006, 05:57 AM	#2
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	ROFLMAO Those are H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!!!!!! I'm having trouble typing I'm laughing so hard!!!! On some of these threads I laugh so hard by the time I get off this computer my tummy hurts!!! and this is one of those threads! __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

09-15-2006, 07:03 AM	#4
Amber_lv Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Salt Lake Posts: 983	OMG those are hillarious "Mental pause" lol __________________ Peeka-Boo-Daisy-Designs for all your doggy clothing needs Peeka's Myspace Daisy's Myspace

09-15-2006, 08:07 AM	#5
Mandy Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Who cares! Posts: 4,587	ROFLMAO!! Thanks for the laugh i needed that!! __________________ Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!

09-15-2006, 08:53 AM	#7
magnolia Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Mississippi Posts: 482	ROFLMAO!!!!!! Those were great!!! Reminds me of the John Prine song, "Dear Abby" My favorite one in the song is, "Dear Abby, Dear Abby, well I never thought, that me and my girlfriend would ever get caught. We were sitting in the backseat just a shooting the breeze, with her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees. Signed, Just Married" __________________ Suzi "Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been"....Jimmy Buffett

09-15-2006, 06:38 AM	#3
Necee419 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bronx, NY Posts: 283	Those are so funny!! Thanks, I really needed a good laugh this morning.

09-16-2006, 03:28 PM	#8
rivermom Donating 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Tontitown, Arkansas Posts: 2,475	These are all wonderful! LMAO!!! __________________ ~_/> , /\/\ ,,, Sheryl When I grow up I want to be a horse whisperer!

09-18-2006, 06:14 PM	#9
Taurus Babe Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 668	Those are a good laugh!

09-19-2006, 06:00 PM	#10
Kimberley Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: The Lone Star State Posts: 671	You're got to be kidding! LOLOLOL __________________ Kimberley "If you can read this, thank a teacher and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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