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Dusty Underwear
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to hiswife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "Honey," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder...... It's 'Miracle Grow'."
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10-28-2007, 06:18 PM
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Men!
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10-28-2007, 06:31 PM
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I needed that laugh!
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10-29-2007, 02:20 AM
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Lmao!
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That is too funny!! LMAO!
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10-29-2007, 09:51 AM
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Loved it!!!!!!
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10-29-2007, 03:49 PM
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Thats funnay!! |
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Oh what a good one!!!! Love it!
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10-30-2007, 09:30 AM
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Hahahaha!!!!!
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At the school I worked at before I retired, a bunch of us would look through the free newspapers we kept in the teacher's room and find strange sex-related ads, like ads for penis enlargement. We would sit around and decid whose mailbox we would leave them in (within our own group only).
Luckily, we never got caught, but we had a lot of fun getting our mail in the morning!
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I read this joke to my husband and I think that I'm going to find some baby powder and put some on his underwear!!! I'll be in trouble but he'll get a good laugh out of it!!!!
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Well, I did it!!! He got a huge laugh out of it!!!! This morning he had started a shopping list, which he usually does, and right on the bottom of it it says "Slim Fast"!!!! He has such a good sense of humor!!! Good thing since I'm always playing tricks on him!!! He's gotta' stay on his toes!!!!
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He sounds great Diana. Good for you!
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