E-mail Replies....

judy · 11-03-2007, 03:36 AM

Best "Out of Office" Automatic e-mail Replies:

(Some of these would be good to send back to scammers)

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see who did this over and over and over....)

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

9. I've run away to join a different circus.

10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as "Lucille" instead of Steve.

rivermom · 11-03-2007, 04:01 AM

These are great!!! I might have to use a couple of these now and then!

Janet · 11-03-2007, 04:04 AM

Judy, those are so funny! I almost wish I worked in an office again....NOT!

DianaB · 11-03-2007, 07:57 AM

Very funny!!! Thanks, Judy!!

AngieDoogles · 11-03-2007, 08:02 AM

Oh my! How funny! Unfortunately, my bosses probably wouldn't take so well to me using any of those. Oh well...

judy · 11-03-2007, 11:11 AM

I'm going to send them to all the scammers who have my email addy!

Mandy · 11-03-2007, 11:23 AM

LMAO! Oh i love those!!!!

rivermom · 11-04-2007, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janet

Judy, those are so funny! I almost wish I worked in an office again....NOT!

True story! I so much don't miss those years.

Mandy · 11-04-2007, 10:02 AM

I agree, working with public is a challenge on it's own lol

11-03-2007, 03:36 AM	#1
judy Donating 4WT Yakker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Denver, NY Posts: 8,097	E-mail Replies.... Best "Out of Office" Automatic e-mail Replies: (Some of these would be good to send back to scammers) 1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all. 3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team. 4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received. 5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. 6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see who did this over and over and over....) 7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks. 8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response. 9. I've run away to join a different circus. 10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as "Lucille" instead of Steve. __________________ *Judy*

11-03-2007, 04:01 AM	#2
rivermom Donating 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Tontitown, Arkansas Posts: 2,475	These are great!!! I might have to use a couple of these now and then! __________________ ~_/> , /\/\ ,,, Sheryl When I grow up I want to be a horse whisperer!

11-03-2007, 04:04 AM	#3
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	Judy, those are so funny! I almost wish I worked in an office again....NOT! __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

11-03-2007, 07:57 AM	#4
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	Very funny!!! Thanks, Judy!! __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends....... Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!!

11-03-2007, 08:02 AM	#5
AngieDoogles Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 6,509	Oh my! How funny! Unfortunately, my bosses probably wouldn't take so well to me using any of those. Oh well... __________________ "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." ~MT

11-03-2007, 11:11 AM	#6
judy Donating 4WT Yakker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Denver, NY Posts: 8,097	I'm going to send them to all the scammers who have my email addy! __________________ *Judy*

11-03-2007, 11:23 AM	#7
Mandy Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Who cares! Posts: 4,587	LMAO! Oh i love those!!!! __________________ Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!

11-04-2007, 10:02 AM	#9
Mandy Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Who cares! Posts: 4,587	I agree, working with public is a challenge on it's own lol __________________ Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!

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