Whoa Men!

DianaB · 12-19-2007, 11:10 AM

I posted about our shopping trip to Wichita but this was too long to post with it and I knew that you'd find it funny!

When we went to the mall to shop my husband dropped me off at Penneys while he drove around to park by Sears. I'm shopping around for a while then decide that I have to go and use the bathroom so I go over to where I know the women's bathroom is and on my way in I looked at the sign that said "Women" but it really didn't register (not that it had to). I push open the door and, what a shock.........a man!!!! My mind was thinking "OMG, did they remodel and change the bathrooms around?" The man who had just came out of a stall gets a strange look on his face and says "Am I in the wrong bathroom? I thought that it said Men on the door." I KNOW that I had a strange look on my face because I'm thinking that I walked into the wrong bathroom!!!! Then I remembered that it DID say Women on the door. The man rushed out and I heard him say after he reached the door "It does say Women!!!" I'm laughing by that time and there was another woman in one of the stalls that's laughing too. I'm sure that the look on both of our faces was really funny. He was an older man, probably in his 70's I would guess. The woman in the stall said that she had gone in the wrong bathroom before! Maybe they need to change the Women's sign to read Whoa Men!!!!

Have you ever gone into the wrong bathroom? Tell us!!!!

Tink · 12-19-2007, 12:43 PM

OMG... too funny.
YES I went in the wrong one at a restaurant. My dh saw me come back out and about died laughing. I caught on when I saw the urinals and the mess. OMG mens bathrooms are nasty!

Mandy · 12-19-2007, 01:11 PM

ROFL Thats hilarious Diana. Yes ive done that before on a road trip, was exhausted, and not thinking straight when i walked into a mens room, i just felt my face going red as a beetroot, and making a fast U turn LOL - i could feel them stare me right outta there LMAO!

Janet · 12-19-2007, 02:09 PM

I've never done it by accident, but when the ladies room had a waiting line, I made my hubby stand guard so I could go in the men's. The other women in line saw and came running over to go too. Guess the men just had to wait...LOL

DianaB · 12-19-2007, 02:26 PM

You guys are too funny!!! My husband followed his Dad once into a bathroom. When his Dad left the bathroom my husband was still in the stall and he heard a woman say "Did you see that man in here?" He just ducked his head and ran!!!!

A few years ago my husband, Jaci, and I went camping at the lake after Labor Day. There wasn't another soul on our side of the lake because of it being so late in the year. The weather had cooled off as far as swimming but we were able to still fish. One night we went to the shower house and took our showers but our shower didn't have any hot water. My husband said that his side had warm water so the next night Jaci and I decided to shower on the men's side.......You can quit laughing now!!! It's not going to go THERE!!............So Jaci and I were in the back taking a shower and my husband was going to "stand guard" but he had to use the bathroom.........I said QUIT LAUGHING..........so he left the door open while he used the bathroom so he could stop anyone who came in..........You guessed it.........SOMEONE CAME IN!!!!! But Jaci and I were far enough back that he couldn't see anything!!! My husband did get him stopped and he was understanding about the hot water!!!!! The whole situation was so funny!!!.........OMG, did you just fall out of your chair? Are you alright!!!!!! QUIT LAUGHING!!!!!!!

Janet · 12-20-2007, 02:51 PM

Sorry it took me so long to post Diana, but when I fell out of the chair I hurt my hip again.....

judy · 12-20-2007, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Tink

OMG... too funny.
YES I went in the wrong one at a restaurant. My dh saw me come back out and about died laughing. I caught on when I saw the urinals and the mess. OMG mens bathrooms are nasty!

You would not believe how nasty the boys bathrooms are in a high school! They especially love to throw wet paper towels on the ceiling, and the younger ones pee all over the place!

I have done the men's room thing when the lady's is taken. Gross! I have not showered in one yet though Diana!

AngieDoogles · 12-20-2007, 08:48 PM

I've never accidentally gone into a men's bathroom (*Knock on wood*), but I worked as a housekeeper at a summer camp and boy were the men's bathrooms GROSS!

Other than the restrooms it was a great job though...

DianaB · 12-21-2007, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janet

Sorry it took me so long to post Diana, but when I fell out of the chair I hurt my hip again.....

Sorry, Janet.

Janet · 12-21-2007, 07:51 AM

That's okay....ha ha it was worth it!!

Gina · 12-25-2007, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janet

I've never done it by accident, but when the ladies room had a waiting line, I made my hubby stand guard so I could go in the men's. The other women in line saw and came running over to go too. Guess the men just had to wait...LOL

I have done that also Janet, the mens room never has lines. lol

12-19-2007, 11:10 AM	#1
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	Whoa Men! I posted about our shopping trip to Wichita but this was too long to post with it and I knew that you'd find it funny! When we went to the mall to shop my husband dropped me off at Penneys while he drove around to park by Sears. I'm shopping around for a while then decide that I have to go and use the bathroom so I go over to where I know the women's bathroom is and on my way in I looked at the sign that said "Women" but it really didn't register (not that it had to). I push open the door and, what a shock.........a man!!!! My mind was thinking "OMG, did they remodel and change the bathrooms around?" The man who had just came out of a stall gets a strange look on his face and says "Am I in the wrong bathroom? I thought that it said Men on the door." I KNOW that I had a strange look on my face because I'm thinking that I walked into the wrong bathroom!!!! Then I remembered that it DID say Women on the door. The man rushed out and I heard him say after he reached the door "It does say Women!!!" I'm laughing by that time and there was another woman in one of the stalls that's laughing too. I'm sure that the look on both of our faces was really funny. He was an older man, probably in his 70's I would guess. The woman in the stall said that she had gone in the wrong bathroom before! Maybe they need to change the Women's sign to read Whoa Men!!!! Have you ever gone into the wrong bathroom? Tell us!!!! __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends....... Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!!

12-19-2007, 12:43 PM	#2
Tink Donating 4WT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Rural Wisconsin Posts: 3,707	OMG... too funny. YES I went in the wrong one at a restaurant. My dh saw me come back out and about died laughing. I caught on when I saw the urinals and the mess. OMG mens bathrooms are nasty! __________________ 'A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in.. And how many want out.' England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair'

12-19-2007, 01:11 PM	#3
Mandy Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Who cares! Posts: 4,587	ROFL Thats hilarious Diana. Yes ive done that before on a road trip, was exhausted, and not thinking straight when i walked into a mens room, i just felt my face going red as a beetroot, and making a fast U turn LOL - i could feel them stare me right outta there LMAO! __________________ Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!

12-19-2007, 02:09 PM	#4
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	I've never done it by accident, but when the ladies room had a waiting line, I made my hubby stand guard so I could go in the men's. The other women in line saw and came running over to go too. Guess the men just had to wait...LOL __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

12-19-2007, 02:26 PM	#5
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	You guys are too funny!!! My husband followed his Dad once into a bathroom. When his Dad left the bathroom my husband was still in the stall and he heard a woman say "Did you see that man in here?" He just ducked his head and ran!!!! A few years ago my husband, Jaci, and I went camping at the lake after Labor Day. There wasn't another soul on our side of the lake because of it being so late in the year. The weather had cooled off as far as swimming but we were able to still fish. One night we went to the shower house and took our showers but our shower didn't have any hot water. My husband said that his side had warm water so the next night Jaci and I decided to shower on the men's side.......You can quit laughing now!!! It's not going to go THERE!!............So Jaci and I were in the back taking a shower and my husband was going to "stand guard" but he had to use the bathroom.........I said QUIT LAUGHING..........so he left the door open while he used the bathroom so he could stop anyone who came in..........You guessed it.........SOMEONE CAME IN!!!!! But Jaci and I were far enough back that he couldn't see anything!!! My husband did get him stopped and he was understanding about the hot water!!!!! The whole situation was so funny!!!.........OMG, did you just fall out of your chair? Are you alright!!!!!! QUIT LAUGHING!!!!!!! __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends....... Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!!

12-20-2007, 02:51 PM	#6
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	Sorry it took me so long to post Diana, but when I fell out of the chair I hurt my hip again..... __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

12-20-2007, 08:48 PM	#8
AngieDoogles Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 6,509	I've never accidentally gone into a men's bathroom (Knock on wood), but I worked as a housekeeper at a summer camp and boy were the men's bathrooms GROSS! Other than the restrooms it was a great job though... __________________ "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." ~MT

12-21-2007, 07:51 AM	#10
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	That's okay....ha ha it was worth it!! __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

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