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Old 12-21-2007, 12:59 PM   #1
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Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity




1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If
They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
"In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once
Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For
Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With
The Prophecy."
8. Don t use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to
eat...use a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't
Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Ar ea And
Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't
Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling
Name, Rock Bottom .
17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I
Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
Parking lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're
Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The
Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
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Old 12-21-2007, 01:40 PM   #2
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ROFLMAO!! That was hilarious, gotta love #5 hahaha
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Old 12-21-2007, 03:53 PM   #3
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These are all so hilarious, oh my gosh! #5 is my favorite !!
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Old 12-21-2007, 07:26 PM   #4
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I liked #6 and #19! If I had more kids left at home I'd try that one on them!!!! Cute, cute!!! Thanks, Judy!!!
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Old 12-21-2007, 07:36 PM   #5
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LOLOLOL! Those are great. As for #11, I used to work at McDonald's when Bren and I first got married and you wouldn't believe how many people specify their drive thru order as "To Go"! LOL
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:55 PM   #6
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LOLOLOL! Those are great. As for #11, I used to work at McDonald's when Bren and I first got married and you wouldn't believe how many people specify their drive thru order as "To Go"! LOL
That's funny!! You would think that people would realize that a drive through would definitely be "to go"!!!!!! Oh well, it gives us something to laugh about!!!
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Old 12-22-2007, 03:44 AM   #7
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Those were funny!

I got up this morning and seems Diana and Judy were comedians last night. I always miss the times when everyone is on being goofy.
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Old 12-22-2007, 07:45 AM   #8
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It helps if you stay up until 2 am and everyone else is in bed!! Actually what I posted were things that I received as e-mails!!!! I have a relative that sends me all kinds of e-mails!
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Old 12-22-2007, 11:49 AM   #9
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2 AM????? I was in bed asleep by 9:00 I think it was. Sometimes...once in a great while, I can stay up late, but most of the time, I'm in bed by 9. I miss so much don't I ?...LOLOL
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Old 12-22-2007, 09:07 PM   #10
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I was determined to get my Christmas cards done. Tonight I'm going to get some laundry folded before I go to bed so it's probably another late night but not 2 am late.

This afternoon I got all of my gifts wrapped. My husband helped wrap a little, mostly the hard stuff. You know, the ones' that NEED duck tape to hold them shut!!!!!! Then he finished a soup that I had started. He was great help today!!!
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