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Old 02-11-2008, 03:42 PM   #1
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For Judy

WHAT DO RETIRED PEOPLE DO ALL DAY?

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So, I called him a **** head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age...
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Old 02-11-2008, 04:22 PM   #2
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Judy could sooooo do that. I can see her finding the private car of the police officer who wrote the ticket for double parking and pulling something like this!! Or better yet, the judge. LOLOLOL

What do you think, Judy???

Good one, Tink!!
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Old 02-12-2008, 06:20 AM   #3
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Judy....this has your name written all over it...ROFLMBO!!!!! Good one Tink!!!
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Old 02-12-2008, 10:38 AM   #4
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OMGosh!!! That is so funny and, yep, I can see Judy doing it too!!!!!
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Old 02-13-2008, 10:14 AM   #5
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When is Judy coming back???? I miss her!!


Hey JUDY!!!! Where are you?
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Old 02-13-2008, 03:55 PM   #6
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LOL! I could definitely see Judy pulling something like this. She'd be great at it!

Oh Judy! You're missed! Come out come out where ever you are...
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Old 02-14-2008, 07:12 AM   #7
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Where is Judy? She went to her daughter's but I thought that she'd be home before now. We've got to get her phone number so we can call and check on her once in a while!!!!!
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Old 02-14-2008, 08:11 PM   #8
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Judy hon, I think you missed this one and it was SO you... I had to post it.
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Old 02-15-2008, 06:10 AM   #9
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I see she's back....YAY!!!!!
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Yepper... now how do we put a red flag on this to get her attention? lol
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I'm sorry Tink. I wrote about this thread on another one. Of course I saw it and I loved it so much that I copied the whole thread and sent it to my daughter!

This is my 15 minutes of fame!
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Old 02-18-2008, 06:58 PM   #12
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......This is my 15 minutes of fame!
Oh, come on!!! It's at least 16 1/2 minutes of fame!!!!!!
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Judy, you are way more famous than you think. Just look at how many people were worried about you!!! That's the best kind of fame!! being missed by your friends!
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How sweet Marilyn. You are so right!
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Oh, come on!!! It's at least 16 1/2 minutes of fame!!!!!!

I may have to get on You Tube next!
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