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From the classic classifieds
* Great Dames for sale.
* Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else. * Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition. * For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. * Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. * Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours. * A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms. * Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. * If you think You've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin. * Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in. * Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast * Vacation Special: have your home exterminated. * Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover. * Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory. * Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night. * Now is your chance to have your ears pierced. Get an extra pair to take home. * For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex. * Sytle - our name says it all * Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. * For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy. * We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. * Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
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04-13-2008, 07:21 PM
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Those were hilarious!!!! Can you imagine reading those in the paperr!!! I'd die laughing!!!
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04-14-2008, 04:51 AM
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Oh my...I'm laughing so hard and my tummy was already hurting...!!!
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04-17-2008, 06:31 AM
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04-23-2008, 03:41 PM
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A company memo was sent out today and in it was mentioned that we are getting a new computer system. And guess what, it made a point of stating that......IT'S DIFFERENT THAN THE ONE WE HAVE!!! Imagine that!!!
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04-23-2008, 03:50 PM
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Oh my! You can not make this stuff up! Thanks for sharing.
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04-23-2008, 04:46 PM
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ROFL Marilyn that fits right in doesn't it?
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04-23-2008, 05:33 PM
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Add it to the list Marilyn...you got an orginal there!
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Quote:
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I don't believe I missed this one,
 Very good Tink, and Marilyn!!!
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Quote:
what she said 
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yep real funny
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XD I guess not everyone was taught to proofread?
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