Pool party

Tink · 04-17-2008, 08:27 PM

A rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to ju mp in.' The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the
pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its butt!

Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his Thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a Dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'

'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy. The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?' 'No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Leroy. The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?' Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?

Leroy said, 'I want the name of the SUMBITCH who pushed me in the
pool.'

DianaB · 04-17-2008, 09:10 PM

My husband and I both got a chuckle from this one!! You sure come up with some good ones!!! Thanks!!!!

Forgivenmom5 · 04-18-2008, 01:55 AM

I would have had to have been pushed in!!! Even for a million dollars!!!!

Janet · 04-18-2008, 05:26 AM

Oh Tink.....I love that one and I'm sending it on....LOL

katcarasella · 04-18-2008, 08:59 PM

I had to copy that one too!

04-17-2008, 08:27 PM	#1
Tink Donating 4WT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Rural Wisconsin Posts: 3,707	Pool party A rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to ju mp in.' The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its butt! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his Thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a Dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.' 'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy. The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?' 'No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Leroy. The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?' Again Leroy said no. Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want? Leroy said, 'I want the name of the SUMBITCH who pushed me in the pool.' __________________ 'A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in.. And how many want out.' England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair'

04-17-2008, 09:10 PM	#2
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	My husband and I both got a chuckle from this one!! You sure come up with some good ones!!! Thanks!!!! __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends....... Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!!

04-18-2008, 01:55 AM	#3
Forgivenmom5 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,409	I would have had to have been pushed in!!! Even for a million dollars!!!! __________________ ~Debbie~

04-18-2008, 05:26 AM	#4
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,625	Oh Tink.....I love that one and I'm sending it on....LOL __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

04-18-2008, 08:59 PM	#5
katcarasella KAT'S KRAZY KORNER Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 3,031	I had to copy that one too! __________________ A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should. Kat

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