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How Many Dogs Does It Take??
How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining. The day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us. And you're inside worrying about a stupid, burned-out light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Not only that, but I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp! Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me! Yorkie: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. What are servants for? Labradoodle: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there... Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
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05-01-2008, 06:34 PM
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LOL! Those are hilarious!
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05-01-2008, 06:58 PM
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The Labradoodle one fits! LOL
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05-01-2008, 07:00 PM
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ok, I know I need the complete guide to dogs for idiots. They are great, but.... what's a malamute?
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05-01-2008, 07:05 PM
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Malamute is a sled dog. A very pretty husky type with a mask and often blue eyes. Usually gray/silver in color.
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05-01-2008, 07:07 PM
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Aha! Husky I know. Thanks, Tink!
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05-02-2008, 02:16 AM
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LOL those are too cute!!
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Good post Kat...so funny!
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05-02-2008, 10:13 AM
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They certainly got the personalities right on most of them!!!! How cute!
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05-02-2008, 11:24 AM
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teeehee awesome Kat... i can so see Belle saying that too... belle's motto is princesses don't work...
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05-06-2008, 02:05 PM
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That is really funny and very true!
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Those were very funny! The border collie definately fits my Ryssa!
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