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9 Words Women Use
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying **** YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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09-01-2008, 06:27 AM
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This sure is the truth isn't it!!!! Good one!
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09-01-2008, 08:50 AM
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I've used all of them!!! I need to make a copy of this and leave it on hubby's desk!!! He's the one that needs to know this!!!! They really don't have a clue!!!
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09-04-2008, 09:33 AM
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roflmao...I'm so glad you're all here today. I really needed a good giggle today
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I just keep coming back to this thread...LOL. These are so darn good!
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LOL, forwarding.
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