Oops!!!!

[DianaB]

A rather well-proportioned woman,
planned to spend almost all of her vacation sunbathing.
She found the ideal spot on the roof of her hotel.
It was deserted and secluded, with a smooth, raised
'deck' which received the sun all day long.

She wore a bathing suit on the first
day, but on the second day, she decided that since no
one could see her way up there, she would slip out of
it and get rid of the tan lines on her back.

She'd been lying there on her stomach for a little
while when she heard someone running up the stairs
toward the roof.

Startled, she didn't have time to pull on her suit,
and since she was lying on her stomach,
she just pulled a towel over her rear.

'Excuse me, miss,' said the flustered
Assistant Manager of the hotel, out of breath
from running up the stairs. 'The Hilton doesn't mind
you sunbathing up here, but we would very much
appreciate you wearing a bathing suit, as you did
yesterday.'

'YESTERDAY!' she exclaimed, rather
irritated.....'Have you been following me around -
and besides, what difference does it
make anyway, since no one except a nosy Assistant
Manager can see me? I'm on the top floor and I'm
covered with a towel.'

'Well, that would be true,' said the
embarrassed little man, 'except for the fact that
you're lying on the dining room skylight.'

[judy]

Great one Diana!

[katcarasella]

LMBO
I have got to email this one to my daughters......

[Janet]

Good one Diana!!! LOL

[Marilyn]

Oh my!!! That would be a shocker!! from every aspect. LOL