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Do You Look That Old?
Hope I don't get in trouble for this...I changed the curse words, but this is a good one...
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL...YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE: MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA,WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL . 'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. 'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED. HE ANSWERED , 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?' 'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED. HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT ASS, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT S-O-B ASKED, 'WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???
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09-16-2009, 08:48 AM
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 Your on a roll today Janet.. love them
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09-16-2009, 09:33 AM
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Funny!
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09-16-2009, 05:14 PM
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Oh Janet!!! That was PRICELESS!!!!
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09-16-2009, 05:30 PM
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That is NOT FUNNY! I graduated in 1976
 
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09-17-2009, 11:34 AM
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Even worse, Betsi, is that I graduated in 1975!!! Thanks a lot, Janet.
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09-17-2009, 12:39 PM
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Hey Hey! I've got you both, I graduated in 1970
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09-17-2009, 01:22 PM
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I graduated in 1973
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09-18-2009, 04:25 AM
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Do I win something for being the oldest - graduated in 1969!
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09-18-2009, 05:54 AM
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uh...let's see...what can you win Sandy???? I know..... you win.....our devotion and respect!!!!
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09-18-2009, 06:01 AM
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The ultimate gift! THANKS
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