Too funny

paula1961 · 01-27-2010, 12:36 PM

Hope you enjoy!

Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!
>
> Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
>
> Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
> real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
> 'Kin ya swallar?'
>
> The woman shakes her head no.
>
> Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
>
> The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
> The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
> The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
> As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
>
> His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

Lindsey · 01-27-2010, 12:45 PM

LOL! Good one Paula!

Janet · 01-27-2010, 04:45 PM

Oh Paula.....that was funny!

judy · 01-27-2010, 05:06 PM

Well...it worked, didn't it?

DianaB · 01-27-2010, 07:38 PM

Oh Paula.....Glen and I are both laughing!!!!!

Blueyes · 01-27-2010, 08:16 PM

Ewww... bad visual but VERY funny!!!!

01-27-2010, 12:36 PM	#1
paula1961 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 3,383	Too funny Hope you enjoy! Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! > > Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. > > Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in > real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, > 'Kin ya swallar?' > > The woman shakes her head no. > > Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' > > The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. > The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. > The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. > As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. > > His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

01-27-2010, 12:45 PM	#2
Lindsey Donating 4WT Talker Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Saskatchewan Posts: 3,764	LOL! Good one Paula! __________________ Lindsey "I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it..." -Marilyn Monroe

01-27-2010, 04:45 PM	#3
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,625	Oh Paula.....that was funny! __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

01-27-2010, 05:06 PM	#4
judy Donating 4WT Yakker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Denver, NY Posts: 8,097	Well...it worked, didn't it? __________________ *Judy*

01-27-2010, 07:38 PM	#5
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	Oh Paula.....Glen and I are both laughing!!!!! __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends....... Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!!

01-27-2010, 08:16 PM	#6
Blueyes Donating 4WT Talker Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 2,119	Ewww... bad visual but VERY funny!!!! __________________ Betsi

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