01-27-2010, 12:47 PM | #1 |
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Misbehaving
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'
So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time. When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.' God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said? ....................................... Okay, I was just wondering..... I didn't get one either.
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Hilarious Lindsey!!
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01-27-2010, 02:56 PM | #3 |
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I got it, but I'm not telling
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01-27-2010, 04:36 PM | #5 |
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Lindsey!!!! I should have suspected that....but you got me!
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01-27-2010, 05:08 PM | #6 |
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Where's mine? I just don't understand. I didn't get one!!!
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01-27-2010, 05:29 PM | #7 |
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I got mine too!!!
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01-27-2010, 07:35 PM | #8 |
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I got mine, but like Betsi....I'm not telling either!!!!
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OH! You are a rascal, Lindsay!!! You can be sure I DIDN'T GET ONE! LOL!!!
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