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06-21-2010, 05:25 AM
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Child birth at 65
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked 'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.' Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?' 'No, not yet,' She said. After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?' 'No, not yet,' replied my friend. Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?' 'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me. 'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?' 'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM,O.K.?!!' |
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06-21-2010, 06:11 AM
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06-21-2010, 09:09 AM
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A very good reason that older women shouldn't have children!!! If we can't keep track of our car keys then.....well......the joke tells it all!!!! ROFL!!!!!
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06-22-2010, 11:27 AM
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So funny!
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06-25-2010, 10:54 AM
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Lol!!!
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