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Old 04-30-2008, 11:17 AM   #1
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Funny Quote for the Day.

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The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shalt not steal", "Thou shalt not commit adultery" and "Thou shalt not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

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Old 04-30-2008, 01:52 PM   #2
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XD I love it!
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:00 PM   #3
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Teeheehee good one!
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:14 PM   #4
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I've never thought about it but I guess that the Ten Commandments would really step on their toes!!!!!
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Old 04-30-2008, 08:20 PM   #5
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Talking Quote~Thursday~ May 1st

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

- Jack Benny

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Old 05-01-2008, 05:29 AM   #6
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I used to love Jack Benny....I could hear him saying that in my head! Very funny!
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Old 05-01-2008, 05:30 PM   #7
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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

- Jack Benny

LOL.. I'm going to have to google this guy. I don't know him.
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Old 05-01-2008, 06:17 PM   #8
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Friday~May 2nd~Funny Quote

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:11 PM   #9
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Saturday~May 3rd~Quote of the Day

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

- Henry Kissinger
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Old 05-03-2008, 03:23 AM   #10
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These quotes have been so cute, funny, and true!!!...LOL
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Old 05-03-2008, 06:11 PM   #11
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Sunday~May 4th~ Quote of the Day

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
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Old 05-03-2008, 07:35 PM   #12
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Those are great Kat! Thanks for making my day brighter...every day!
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Old 05-04-2008, 01:22 AM   #13
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I'm really liking these quotes Kat. Can there be anyone wiser than Jack Benny?...
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Old 05-04-2008, 06:32 AM   #14
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Great quotes - keep them coming!
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Old 05-04-2008, 11:56 AM   #15
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LOL.. I'm going to have to google this guy. I don't know him.
Oh, to be so young!!!!
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