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Old 05-01-2008, 05:30 PM   #1
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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

- Jack Benny

LOL.. I'm going to have to google this guy. I don't know him.
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Old 05-01-2008, 06:17 PM   #2
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:11 PM   #3
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Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

- Henry Kissinger
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Old 05-03-2008, 03:23 AM   #4
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These quotes have been so cute, funny, and true!!!...LOL
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Old 05-03-2008, 06:11 PM   #5
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It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
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Old 05-03-2008, 07:35 PM   #6
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Those are great Kat! Thanks for making my day brighter...every day!
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Old 05-04-2008, 01:22 AM   #7
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I'm really liking these quotes Kat. Can there be anyone wiser than Jack Benny?...
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LOL.. I'm going to have to google this guy. I don't know him.
Oh, to be so young!!!!
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Old 05-04-2008, 12:35 PM   #9
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Oh, to be so young!!!!

I know...lol...that's what I thought. Check him out Traci...you're gonna like him!
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Today's Sale, You get 3 for the price of one..


"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
-Groucho Marx



“The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.” -H.V. Prochnow



“I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.” -Lyndon B. Johnson
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Old 05-05-2008, 09:04 AM   #11
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Cute, Kat!!!

The second one, my husband's done and no, he doesn't forget anymore!!!!! And I think that he already lives by number 3!!!!
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Cheerfulness is contagious, but don't wait to catch it from others. Be a "carrier."
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Cute, Kat!!!

The second one, my husband's done and no, he doesn't forget anymore!!!!! And I think that he already lives by number 3!!!!

As it should be Diana.


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Cheerfulness is contagious, but don't wait to catch it from others. Be a "carrier."
Good one Janet. I try to live by that one.

I finally figured out how to multiquote
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