How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

judy · 02-20-2008, 07:47 AM

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

# GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

# BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

# DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

# ROTTWEILER: Make me.

# LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

# TIBETAN TERRIER:Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!

# JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Tink · 02-20-2008, 08:50 AM

ROFL Judy thanks for sharing I love it!
Someone knows their breeds!

Janet · 02-20-2008, 02:56 PM

Judy that was so funny... I like the Lab one the best. Where's Rebecca...she would love that one too!

DianaB · 02-20-2008, 05:31 PM

I would have thought that a border collie would have kept anyone from leaving before the job was done. They like to herd. Those were really cute!!! So what would a yorkie say???

Marilyn · 02-20-2008, 07:25 PM

A yorkie would say..."I love you!!! Just keep holding me while you change that bulb for me, okay. I love you!!!"

Tink · 02-20-2008, 10:54 PM

A Standard Poodle would say "Don't bother dragging out the ladder. I'll just jump and spin... jump and spin... Jump and spin"

Marilyn · 02-21-2008, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Tink

A Standard Poodle would say "Don't bother dragging out the ladder. I'll just jump and spin... jump and spin... Jump and spin"

I can sooo picture that!!!!!

Janet · 02-21-2008, 06:53 AM

That's a good one Tink!!! Poodles are so funny!

judy · 02-21-2008, 07:51 AM

I think my yorkies would be doing the dance of joy, saying "What's she doing? Where's she climbing? This is so exciting! Can I smell EVERYTHING? Can I grab that screwdriver? Can you chase me and play to get it back? Can you kiss me? Can you hold me? I'm very tired now, I need a nap from all that hard work."

DianaB · 02-21-2008, 08:56 AM

You guys came up with some really cute ones!!!! I think that Reuger would be saying, "Mama, can I sit RIGHT beside you while you change that light bulb?" He loves to be really close to me. After I came back from my aunt's I noticed that for several days he was always right against me and wouldn't let me out of his sight. When he's held he wants my hand touching him. He's such a Mama's boy!!!

Mollee, our airdale, would be saying, "We have light bulbs? What are light bulbs? Who cares about light bulbs? Where's Jaci?" She doesn't get too concerned about too much but she's a sweetie and she loves Jaci!!!!

02-20-2008, 07:47 AM	#1
judy Donating 4WT Yakker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Denver, NY Posts: 8,097	How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb? How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb? How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb? # GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? # BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. # DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! # ROTTWEILER: Make me. # LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? # TIBETAN TERRIER:Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy! # JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. __________________ *Judy*

02-20-2008, 08:50 AM	#2
Tink Donating 4WT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Rural Wisconsin Posts: 3,707	ROFL Judy thanks for sharing I love it! Someone knows their breeds! __________________ 'A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in.. And how many want out.' England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair'

02-20-2008, 02:56 PM	#3
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	Judy that was so funny... I like the Lab one the best. Where's Rebecca...she would love that one too! __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

02-20-2008, 05:31 PM	#4
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	I would have thought that a border collie would have kept anyone from leaving before the job was done. They like to herd. Those were really cute!!! So what would a yorkie say??? __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends....... Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!!

02-20-2008, 07:25 PM	#5
Marilyn Donating 4WT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 4,907	A yorkie would say..."I love you!!! Just keep holding me while you change that bulb for me, okay. I love you!!!" __________________ Marilyn If anyone would like a free Bible Study CD or book entitled "Searching for Truth", PM me with your mailing address and I'll send you one. "And you shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free." John 8:32

02-20-2008, 10:54 PM	#6
Tink Donating 4WT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Rural Wisconsin Posts: 3,707	A Standard Poodle would say "Don't bother dragging out the ladder. I'll just jump and spin... jump and spin... Jump and spin" __________________ 'A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in.. And how many want out.' England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair'

02-21-2008, 06:53 AM	#8
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	That's a good one Tink!!! Poodles are so funny! __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

02-21-2008, 07:51 AM	#9
judy Donating 4WT Yakker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Denver, NY Posts: 8,097	I think my yorkies would be doing the dance of joy, saying "What's she doing? Where's she climbing? This is so exciting! Can I smell EVERYTHING? Can I grab that screwdriver? Can you chase me and play to get it back? Can you kiss me? Can you hold me? I'm very tired now, I need a nap from all that hard work." __________________ *Judy*

02-21-2008, 08:56 AM	#10
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	You guys came up with some really cute ones!!!! I think that Reuger would be saying, "Mama, can I sit RIGHT beside you while you change that light bulb?" He loves to be really close to me. After I came back from my aunt's I noticed that for several days he was always right against me and wouldn't let me out of his sight. When he's held he wants my hand touching him. He's such a Mama's boy!!! Mollee, our airdale, would be saying, "We have light bulbs? What are light bulbs? Who cares about light bulbs? Where's Jaci?" She doesn't get too concerned about too much but she's a sweetie and she loves Jaci!!!! __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends....... Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!!

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