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Friday~May 2nd~Joke
Reckon Mom is a Blonde? When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened. "Don't worry," she said, "I'll take care of it." A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was "Mom." "Melvin," she said, "you left your cell phone at the convenience store."
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05-02-2008, 09:00 PM
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Saturday, May 3, 2008
Saturday~May3rd~Joke
Little Johnny at Sunday School Upon picked him up after Sunday School, Little Johnny's mother asked him about the lessons that day. He replied with the expected recitation of the Bible stories that the teacher had read to the class, but were shocked when Johnny told them that the class had sung a hymn "about a constipated cross-eyed bear". Upset and angered by this, Little Johnny's father confronted the Sunday School teacher, demanding to know, "the meaning of this." "Oh no, Mr. Wilson," replied the teacher, " the hymn was called, 'The Consecrated Cross is Bare.'"
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05-03-2008, 11:42 AM
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 Cute!! Cute!!!The last one reminds me of something Amy did when she was little. One of the songs we sing at church ends with the phrase "on Calvary's Tree". Well, Amy sang it "on Sesame Street"!!!!! Kids can be so funny!!!
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05-03-2008, 02:13 PM
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LOL! Great thread! Thanks Kat.
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05-03-2008, 06:18 PM
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~Sunday~May 4th~Joke of the Day
A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, “Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind.” The pastor shouted out “CROSS.” Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, “THE OLD RUGGED CROSS.” The pastor hollered out “GRACE.” The congregation began to sing “AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound.” The pastor said “POWER” The congregation sang “THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.” The Pastor said “SEX” The congregation fell in total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything. Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, an 87-year-old great-grandmother stood up and began to sing “PRECIOUS MEMORIES.”
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05-03-2008, 06:36 PM
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They were all great!
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05-04-2008, 01:43 AM
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I love these!!!!
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