Joke of the Day

teri88 · 05-06-2008, 07:24 AM

OMG(osh) oh, that really cracked me up! Can't wait to share that one with everyone I know!

Chandra Amaya · 05-06-2008, 05:54 PM

wow the tide is great! and the love is just adorable. Some times it takes a child's eye to make us remember.

katcarasella · 05-08-2008, 07:16 PM

~Friday~May 9th~Joke~

An old couple were sitting in church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her. She leaned across to her husband and whispered,
"I've just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"
He said,"I think you should get batteries for your hearing aid."

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.
"You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home."
"Why?" asked somebody from the audience.
"I watched my wife's routine at dinner for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Honey, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'
"Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked.
"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 30 minutes to make dinner. Now I do it in ten..."

DianaB · 05-09-2008, 09:13 AM

I like the jokes you come up with, Kat! These are really cute!!!!

katcarasella · 05-09-2008, 08:13 PM

~Saturday~May 10th~Joke

While recently riding on the bus standing up, a friend of mine grabbed onto the pole nearest her to keep herself steady while the bus traveled down the road. She soon noticed a young man, who was also hanging on to the same pole, staring at her. Although this was somewhat annoying, she decided to just look the other way.
Soon the bus came to a stop. Clearing his throat, the young man said,
"Excuse me. This is my stop."
Since she wasn't blocking his way, my friend was slightly confused.
"Well," she said, "go ahead."
"And this is my pole," the young man said.
My friend was completely perplexed until the young man added, "I just bought it at the hardware store to hold up my shower curtain."

Janet · 05-10-2008, 02:30 AM

LOLOL.....good one!

Kat, I like your jokes. Not only are they funny, they're clean!

teri88 · 05-10-2008, 11:01 AM

Now that is funny! something I could see happening to me!

05-06-2008, 07:24 AM	#1
teri88 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 808	OMG(osh) oh, that really cracked me up! Can't wait to share that one with everyone I know! __________________ TERI Of course I'm in shape. Isn't round a shape?

05-06-2008, 05:54 PM	#2
Chandra Amaya 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tn Posts: 1,646	wow the tide is great! and the love is just adorable. Some times it takes a child's eye to make us remember. __________________ Traci

05-08-2008, 07:16 PM	#3
katcarasella KAT'S KRAZY KORNER Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 3,031	~Friday~May 9th~Joke~ An old couple were sitting in church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her. She leaned across to her husband and whispered, "I've just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?" He said,"I think you should get batteries for your hearing aid." An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home." "Why?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my wife's routine at dinner for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Honey, why don't you try carrying several things at once?' "Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked. "Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 30 minutes to make dinner. Now I do it in ten..." __________________ A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should. Kat

05-09-2008, 09:13 AM	#4
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	I like the jokes you come up with, Kat! These are really cute!!!! __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends....... Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!!

05-09-2008, 08:13 PM	#5
katcarasella KAT'S KRAZY KORNER Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 3,031	~Saturday~May 10th~Joke While recently riding on the bus standing up, a friend of mine grabbed onto the pole nearest her to keep herself steady while the bus traveled down the road. She soon noticed a young man, who was also hanging on to the same pole, staring at her. Although this was somewhat annoying, she decided to just look the other way. Soon the bus came to a stop. Clearing his throat, the young man said, "Excuse me. This is my stop." Since she wasn't blocking his way, my friend was slightly confused. "Well," she said, "go ahead." "And this is my pole," the young man said. My friend was completely perplexed until the young man added, "I just bought it at the hardware store to hold up my shower curtain." __________________ A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should. Kat Last edited by katcarasella; 05-09-2008 at 08:15 PM.

05-10-2008, 02:30 AM	#6
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,625	LOLOL.....good one! Kat, I like your jokes. Not only are they funny, they're clean! __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

05-10-2008, 11:01 AM	#7
teri88 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 808	Now that is funny! something I could see happening to me! __________________ TERI Of course I'm in shape. Isn't round a shape?

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