Joke of the Day

katcarasella · 05-11-2008, 09:30 PM

~Monday~May 12th~Jokes~

Signs that You've had Too Much Computing

You try to enter your password on the microwave.

You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back, 'What's for dinner dad?'

Your daughter sets up a web site to sell Girl Scout Cookies.

You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

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How to start the day and feel really good:

Open a new file on your computer.
Entitle it 'Housework.'
Place it in the Recycle Bin.
Empty the Recycle Bin.
Your computer will ask you, 'Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?'
Answer 'Yes' and click the left mouse button firmly.
Now you feel much better.

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Forgivenmom5 · 05-12-2008, 01:09 PM

I love the idea about housework.

DianaB · 05-12-2008, 01:45 PM

Kat, I loved all of them!!! Cute, Cute!!! The one from the Irish Mother was hysterical!!!

katcarasella · 05-12-2008, 08:50 PM

~Tuesday~May13th~Joke of the Day~

10 Reasons God Created Eve

10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because He knew men would never ask for directions.

9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote because men don't want to see what is on TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on TV.

8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when the seat wore out and therefore would need Eve to get one for him.

7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appt for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.

5. God knew that if the world was to be populated there would have to someone to bear children because men would never be able to handle it.

4. As Keeper of the Garden Adam would never remember where he put his tools.

3. The Scripture account of creation indicates that Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone", he only ends up getting himself in trouble.

And the NUMBER ONE reason...

1. When God finished the creation of Adam he stepped back, scratched his head and said, "I can do better than that."

Forgivenmom5 · 05-13-2008, 01:44 AM

That's great Kat. I love it!

DianaB · 05-13-2008, 10:14 AM

That's cute! I'm so tempted to read this one to my husband but I don't think that he'd appreciate it!!!

teri88 · 05-13-2008, 10:25 AM

I did read it to my husband. He said, and I quote "ha ha"

05-11-2008, 09:30 PM	#1
katcarasella KAT'S KRAZY KORNER Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 3,031	Computer Jokes ~Monday~May 12th~Jokes~ Signs that You've had Too Much Computing You try to enter your password on the microwave. You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back, 'What's for dinner dad?' Your daughter sets up a web site to sell Girl Scout Cookies. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year. ~~~~~~~~ How to start the day and feel really good: Open a new file on your computer. Entitle it 'Housework.' Place it in the Recycle Bin. Empty the Recycle Bin. Your computer will ask you, 'Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?' Answer 'Yes' and click the left mouse button firmly. Now you feel much better. ~~~~~~~~ __________________ A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should. Kat

05-12-2008, 01:09 PM	#2
Forgivenmom5 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,409	I love the idea about housework. __________________ ~Debbie~

05-12-2008, 01:45 PM	#3
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	Kat, I loved all of them!!! Cute, Cute!!! The one from the Irish Mother was hysterical!!! __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends....... Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!!

05-12-2008, 08:50 PM	#4
katcarasella KAT'S KRAZY KORNER Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 3,031	10 Reasons God Created Eve ~Tuesday~May13th~Joke of the Day~ 10 Reasons God Created Eve 10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because He knew men would never ask for directions. 9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote because men don't want to see what is on TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on TV. 8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when the seat wore out and therefore would need Eve to get one for him. 7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appt for himself. 6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night. 5. God knew that if the world was to be populated there would have to someone to bear children because men would never be able to handle it. 4. As Keeper of the Garden Adam would never remember where he put his tools. 3. The Scripture account of creation indicates that Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden. 2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone", he only ends up getting himself in trouble. And the NUMBER ONE reason... 1. When God finished the creation of Adam he stepped back, scratched his head and said, "I can do better than that." __________________ A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should. Kat

05-13-2008, 01:44 AM	#5
Forgivenmom5 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,409	That's great Kat. I love it! __________________ ~Debbie~

05-13-2008, 10:14 AM	#6
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	That's cute! I'm so tempted to read this one to my husband but I don't think that he'd appreciate it!!! __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends....... Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!!

05-13-2008, 10:25 AM	#7
teri88 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 808	I did read it to my husband. He said, and I quote "ha ha" __________________ TERI Of course I'm in shape. Isn't round a shape?

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