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KAT'S KRAZY KORNER
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Wednesday~May 14th~Jokes
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully said each word right up to the end..."And lead us not into temptation", she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen." A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the bride wear white?" His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life." The boys thinks about this, and then says, "Well then why is the groom wearing black..." "And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son. "Diet." 'Grandad, do you know how to croak?' I don't think so, Steven, why?" 'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.' A woman got on a bus with seven children. The bus conductor asked: 'Are these all yours lady? Or is it a picnic?' 'They're all mine,' she replied. 'And it's no picnic!' The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one. A father was talking to his son. 'Now listen, my boy, from now on you do your own home-work. I'm not going to do any more for you - it's not right.' 'I know.' said the boy. 'but have a shot at it just the same. Eleven year old's environmental studies essay on the effect of oil pollution: 'When my mum opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead.'
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Cute ones, Kat!!!!
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Some of those were really cute!
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~Thursday~May 15th~Joke~
Jack's wife likes to sing so she decided to join the church choir. From time to time she would practice while she was in the kitchen preparing dinner. Whenever she would start in on a song, Jack would head outside to the porch. His wife, with hurt feelings, said, "What's the matter, Jack? Don't you like my singing?" Jack replied, "Honey, I love your singing, but I just want to make sure the neighbors know I'm not beating you."
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lol! lol! lol! I have to tell that one to Megan. She is quite loud when she practices. (But at least it sound good!)
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~Friday~May 16th~Jokes~
When I become old When I'm a little old lady, then I'll live with my children and bring them great joy. To repay all I've had from each girl and boy I shall draw on the walls and scuff up the floor; run in and out without closing the door. I'll hide frogs in the pantry, socks under my bed. And whenever they scold me, I'll hang my head. I'll run and I'll romp, always fritter away ..... the time to be spent doing chores every day. I'll pester my children when they are on the phone. As long as they're busy I won't leave them alone. Hide candy in closets, rocks in a drawer ... and never pick up what I drop on the floor. Dash off to the movies and not wash a dish. I'll plead for allowance whenever I wish. I'll stuff up the plumbing and deluge the floor. As soon as they've mopped it, I'll flood it some more. When they correct me, I'll lie down and cry, kicking and screaming, not a tear in my eye. I'll take all their pencils and flashlights, and then .. when they buy new ones, I'll take them again. I'll spill glasses of milk to complete every meal .... Eat my banana and just drop the peel. Put toys on the table, spill jam on the floor. I'll break lots of dishes as though I were four. What fun I shall have, what joy it will be to Live with my children....just the way that they lived with me!
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