Funny Quote for the Day.

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Sunday~May 25th~Quotes


"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
Bob Hope


"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."
Ronald Reagan


"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."
Albert Einstein


"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Dean Martin


"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life."
Tommy Lasorda


"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
Zsa Zsa Gabor


"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
Jim Wohford


"Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." - after being told he looked cool.
Yogi Berra


"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"
-Homer J. Simpson


"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby


"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Albert Einstein